So I had to fake it
Still wanna hurt his inner pride
So I had to fake it
I said, oh yes and I cried
But I was just out
I was ready for some lovin'
But no flowers in the oven
No timber in the woods
Boy, I really wish you could
Promise to fly me like a blimp
What you gave was very limited
I'd be floatin' with the stars
Your rocket didn't take me far
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He wasn't doin' it right
So I had to fake it
Just wasn't me